Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

broken by the sound

 

Of neighbours having nooky

 

whilst hoping that Santa

 

Had an erection gift

 

direct from Ann Summers

 

BDSM and toy display

 

that Dai enjoys immensely

 

While throwing darts at

 

Jenkins for sacking him

 

and employing Cyril instead

 

who made a big

 

effigy of Dai before

 

Joining in the fun.

 

although he struggled to

 

score goals like the

 

go **** yourself huw

 

And take Clement too

 

before next Saturday preferably

 

As that is the

 

best outcome for all