Lemina song
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Les Reed went to Scotland
To buy himself a bike
He came back with a Dutchman,
The judas called van dijk
To buy himself a bike
He came back with a Dutchman,
The judas called van dijk
Then '****er' repeated to fade (or continue for the remainder of the half)
Les Reed went to Norwich,
Six fingers they caused bedlam,
So he left with a winger,
His name was Nathan Redmond!
Six fingers they caused bedlam,
So he left with a winger,
His name was Nathan Redmond!
Les Reed went to Europe
And saw they all used metric
When he did the conversions
He'd bought a man called Cedric
And saw they all used metric
When he did the conversions
He'd bought a man called Cedric
Les Reed went to Holland
And he felt kind of gassy
He bought himself some Rennies
And also Jordie Clasie
And he felt kind of gassy
He bought himself some Rennies
And also Jordie Clasie
Les Reed went to a pharmacy
To buy something for a bad itch
Instead of getting cream
He picked up Dusan Tadic
To buy something for a bad itch
Instead of getting cream
He picked up Dusan Tadic
After the first two lines I thought you were posting about Van Dijk being an irritating c*$#
Ah, no I think that one was
Les Reed smelt a bad smell
He went and got deodorant
He also got some ointment
To get rid of an irritating c*$#
Les Reed went to Poland
Heard it was a good crack
Ended up buying a centre back
Jan Bednerak
Heard it was a good crack
Ended up buying a centre back
Jan Bednerak
Les Reed did car pool karaoke
In Laces old cortina
The only song on the stereo
Was Funky cold lemina
In Laces old cortina
The only song on the stereo
Was Funky cold lemina
Les Reed needs a TV
He wanted a toshiba
He mispronounced it in the shop
And bought Maya Yoshida
I can't tell you how happy I am with this one!
He wanted a toshiba
He mispronounced it in the shop
And bought Maya Yoshida
I can't tell you how happy I am with this one!
Les Reed hates Monopoly
He went to throw it in the dustbin
But sittin' on his compost heap
A drunken Charlie Austin
Les Reed went to Vegas
Lost his money all on evens
So he blagged it with the owner
We'll have to play Jack Stephens
He went to throw it in the dustbin
But sittin' on his compost heap
A drunken Charlie Austin
Les Reed went to Vegas
Lost his money all on evens
So he blagged it with the owner
We'll have to play Jack Stephens
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Les Reed went to church
To renew his vows
Stole the main alter boy
Little James Ward-Prowse
To renew his vows
Stole the main alter boy
Little James Ward-Prowse
Les Reed went to Burnley
And nothing rhymed with Rodrigues
He got back in his car again
And brought us Jay Rodrigues
And nothing rhymed with Rodrigues
He got back in his car again
And brought us Jay Rodrigues
Les Reed went to Hull
To buy a new thong
But found none that suited
So bought a Shane Long
To buy a new thong
But found none that suited
So bought a Shane Long
I could do this all day! Came up with a second verse now!
Les Reed needs a TV
He wanted a toshiba
He mispronounced it in the shop
And bought Maya Yoshida
He stops goals with his left foot
He tackles with his right
And once a game he ****s things up
And gives us all a fright!
Les Reed needs a TV
He wanted a toshiba
He mispronounced it in the shop
And bought Maya Yoshida
He stops goals with his left foot
He tackles with his right
And once a game he ****s things up
And gives us all a fright!