Very simple.
Replace 'Tequila' with 'Lemina'. Repeat
Replace 'Tequila' with 'Lemina'. Repeat
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Who needs words? Just this going for the full 90...
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Lemina, woah,
Lemina, woah,
We bought him from Italy,
He ****ing hates Pompey.
^^nailed on.
Les Reed went to Europe
To buy a Ford cortina
Instead he bought a midfielder
His name is Mario Lemina
Weren't Cortina's made in Dagenham?Thinner girlfriend sounded like the option to take there ArchersWeren't Cortina's made in Dagenham?
I hope Lemina has an engine as big as my old Mk IV - but I also hope he doesn't run out of juice quite as often. Times I had to push that thing to a garage, with my girlfriend sitting in the driver's seat. It was bloody heavy, too.
Let's do a verse for every player in the team and just have one big song...Copied with no shame (or accuracy) from Saintsweb
Les Reed went to Europe
To buy an Orangina
Couldn't find the flavour
So bought a Lem...ina*
*Scanning issue.
Copied with no shame (or accuracy) from Saintsweb
Les Reed went to Europe
To buy an Orangina
Couldn't find the flavour
So bought a Lem...ina*
*Scanning issue.
Let's do a verse for every player in the team and just have one big song...
Les Reed went to Scotland
To buy a Vauxhall Corsa
Instead he bought a keeper
His name was Fraser Forster