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  1. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't rhyme
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Oh really.... :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  3. Welsh Saint

    Welsh Saint Well-Known Member

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    Les Reed went to Scotland
    To buy himself a bike
    He came back with a Dutchman,
    The judas called van dijk
     
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  4. Welsh Saint

    Welsh Saint Well-Known Member

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    Then '****er' repeated to fade (or continue for the remainder of the half)
     
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  5. fatletiss

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    I'm selling the rights to my "He's got a new bike" song.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Les Reed went to Norwich,
    Six fingers they caused bedlam,
    So he left with a winger,
    His name was Nathan Redmond!
     
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  7. Welsh Saint

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    Les Reed went to Europe
    And saw they all used metric
    When he did the conversions
    He'd bought a man called Cedric
     
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  8. Welsh Saint

    Welsh Saint Well-Known Member

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    Les Reed went to Holland
    And he felt kind of gassy
    He bought himself some Rennies
    And also Jordie Clasie
     
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  9. RedandWhiteManofKent

    RedandWhiteManofKent Well-Known Member

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    Les Reed went to a pharmacy
    To buy something for a bad itch
    Instead of getting cream
    He picked up Dusan Tadic
     
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  10. fatletiss

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    After the first two lines I thought you were posting about Van Dijk being an irritating c*$#
     
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  11. RedandWhiteManofKent

    RedandWhiteManofKent Well-Known Member

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    Ah, no I think that one was

    Les Reed smelt a bad smell
    He went and got deodorant
    He also got some ointment
    To get rid of an irritating c*$#
     
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  12. Saintmagic

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    Les Reed went to Poland
    Heard it was a good crack
    Ended up buying a centre back
    Jan Bednerak
     
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  13. fatletiss

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    Les Reed did car pool karaoke
    In Laces old cortina
    The only song on the stereo
    Was Funky cold lemina
     
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  14. Welsh Saint

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    Les Reed needs a TV
    He wanted a toshiba
    He mispronounced it in the shop
    And bought Maya Yoshida

    I can't tell you how happy I am with this one!
     
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    Les Reed hates Monopoly
    He went to throw it in the dustbin
    But sittin' on his compost heap
    A drunken Charlie Austin

    Les Reed went to Vegas
    Lost his money all on evens
    So he blagged it with the owner
    We'll have to play Jack Stephens
     
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  16. Saintmagic

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    Les Reed went to church
    To renew his vows
    Stole the main alter boy
    Little James Ward-Prowse
     
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    Creepy, but funny
     
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    Les Reed went to Burnley
    And nothing rhymed with Rodrigues
    He got back in his car again
    And brought us Jay Rodrigues
     
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    Les Reed went to Hull
    To buy a new thong
    But found none that suited
    So bought a Shane Long
     
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  20. Welsh Saint

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    I could do this all day! Came up with a second verse now!

    Les Reed needs a TV
    He wanted a toshiba
    He mispronounced it in the shop
    And bought Maya Yoshida

    He stops goals with his left foot
    He tackles with his right
    And once a game he ****s things up
    And gives us all a fright!
     
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