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Yeah and it's too ****ing hot in here. I want to take my shoes of because my feet are boiling and annoying me, the food taste like ****e, they won't let me smoke got to walk to the other end of the hospital to have a cigerette and the seats are uncomfortable, the signal and speed of this ****ing pay as go on my ipad is making me want to lob it through the ****ing window. Apart from that I'm ok <ok>
 
Yeah and it's too ****ing hot in here. I want to take my shoes of because my feet are boiling and annoying me, the food taste like ****e, they won't let me smoke got to walk to the other end of the hospital to have a cigerette and the seats are uncomfortable, the signal and speed of this ****ing pay as go on my ipad is making me want to lob it through the ****ing window. Apart from that I'm ok <ok>

Cheer up, at least City are doing good this season
 
Yeah and it's too ****ing hot in here. I want to take my shoes of because my feet are boiling and annoying me, the food taste like ****e, they won't let me smoke got to walk to the other end of the hospital to have a cigerette and the seats are uncomfortable, the signal and speed of this ****ing pay as go on my ipad is making me want to lob it through the ****ing window. Apart from that I'm ok <ok>


Miserable git, we're all repping you and keep the Mrs smiling.....<ok>
 
Yeah and it's too ****ing hot in here. I want to take my shoes of because my feet are boiling and annoying me, the food taste like ****e, they won't let me smoke got to walk to the other end of the hospital to have a cigerette and the seats are uncomfortable, the signal and speed of this ****ing pay as go on my ipad is making me want to lob it through the ****ing window. Apart from that I'm ok <ok>

Cheer up, at least you can look forward to a nice **** tonight
 
Tip of the day, wear a stethoscope into the hospital restaurant, and you get your meal half price. Just remember to take it off after, as I don't think some of these patient's are impressed with my diagnosis!

Smart birds between 20-30= cervix check and breast examination by myself.
Any other bird sent for anal examination
Blokes all ages sent to clostomy bag fitting.