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Yes! Almost everywhere I go

I go as far as holding it for 3 days when I go to Gemma's.

 

Because it stinks of ****.....

 

They both come out of one hole my friend can only have on smell.

 

I know you do because one of us is outside and when we come out we ask the other if it could of passed for a piss

 

When I first moved in with the mrs I had a few months left on my rented house.

I went back everyday for weeks to have a ****, she thought I just had to go into work earlier, think now she wishes I still rented that house to **** in

 

I now go to extreme lengths of buying Gemma shopping at sainsburys just so I can use there toilets instead. And even then I wait till its empty in the room.

 

Glad it's just not me! I find it awkward to **** anywhere but my own toilet.

 

Meh I **** where I want

 

I'm paying roughly 5 pound to ****.

What I did enjoy though was when London charged me 20p to piss at the train station so I pissed all over the seat and flush handle. want 20p you can earn your 20p!

 

You'd fit in quite well in London

 

WTF is this conversation ..

 

Tbh I don't even know

 

Morning buddies

 

that conversation was a load of ****

Also Morning All

 

I thought it was hilarious anyone who stumbled on that must of been thinking what the ****

I'm not doing to well today, already upset my wife twice before she goes for op

 

Is she hopping mad? anyway.... so much going on in the world and all you lot wanted was to talk about was pooing, but it was more interesting than when you went on about golf!

 

Cant believe how **** our boys are playing. I would back Garcia but a bit like Cardiff he bottles it when it counts. Also made me laugh that a 14 year old has done it in 73 and lasts years winner bubba has done It in 75....

 

Bubba Gump? shrimp salad, shrimp soup, shrimp curry

 

Shrimp sandwich, Shrimp Kebab shrimp bread


But no Bubba Watson

 

I just had a ****.