Bored sat here waiting for me Julie to have her op. She is already pissed off with me and says I'm a grumpy bastard when I'm waiting well everyone is ain't they?
Yeah and it's too ****ing hot in here. I want to take my shoes of because my feet are boiling and annoying me, the food taste like ****e, they won't let me smoke got to walk to the other end of the hospital to have a cigerette and the seats are uncomfortable, the signal and speed of this ****ing pay as go on my ipad is making me want to lob it through the ****ing window. Apart from that I'm ok
Tip of the day, wear a stethoscope into the hospital restaurant, and you get your meal half price. Just remember to take it off after, as I don't think some of these patient's are impressed with my diagnosis! Smart birds between 20-30= cervix check and breast examination by myself. Any other bird sent for anal examination Blokes all ages sent to clostomy bag fitting.
