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They are going to be doing role plays over the next day or two for the meeting, so I'm keeping my head down now. If you don't hear from me in the next few days I'm being held in some cell with a blanket over my head getting a good kicking

 

No problem with that. thats what makes the world go round, people like you being wrong.!

 

No, but NTTDS wants to check your balls for prostate cancer

And Lan wants to check your cock for sciatica.

 

I did wonder if he knew where is prostate is, I don't want to broadcast it because the younguns will just convince their mums they are only checking when she walks into their bedrooms.

 

you can't educate pork

 

Ain't you at the age where you get regularly checked Massive?

 

I'll never have a prostate check. I don't even let people wag their finger in my face

 

2 years to go Wiz, but I won't lie to you I've been tested a few times due to being Ceoliac

 

you may mock Antknnee but that cystoscope is something you'll never forget

 

I've had one of them, I pissed like a horse for a day or two!

 

the feeling after was terrible, thinking you needed to piss but close to passing out with the pain, apart from that it was quite fun, 2 nurses and a female Doctor playing with my chopper!

 

The only pain I felt was when the camera touched the top of the bladder where the anaesthetic didn't quite reach.

Some butch nurse grabbing hold of me little mate, and ramming the injection into the end was a bit worrying

 

I thought they used a anaesthetic only to be told after by the doc it was only a lubricant. one of the nurses knew when to grip my hand as a needle came out of the camera and went into my prostate, tears to your eyes time.

 

thank god I am young and don't need any of this ****

 

you'll be alright if you ever have it done with your button mushroom

 

The nurse will say just a small prick