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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Apparently, NATO are having a little meeting in some non descript place somewhere and we're home to Scunthorpe on Saturday..:smiley:
     
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  2. RedorDead

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    They are going to be doing role plays over the next day or two for the meeting, so I'm keeping my head down now. If you don't hear from me in the next few days I'm being held in some cell with a blanket over my head getting a good kicking <ok>
     
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  3. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    No problem with that. thats what makes the world go round, people like you being wrong.!:D
     
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  4. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    No, but NTTDS wants to check your balls for prostate cancer <doh>

    And Lan wants to check your cock for sciatica. <laugh>
     
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  5. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    I did wonder if he knew where is prostate is, I don't want to broadcast it because the younguns will just convince their mums they are only checking when she walks into their bedrooms.
     
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  6. MassiveAttack

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    you can't educate pork
     
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  7. RedorDead

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    Ain't you at the age where you get regularly checked Massive?
     
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  8. Lan Logger

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    I'll never have a prostate check. I don't even let people wag their finger in my face
     
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  9. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    You ought to know ROD....<laugh>
     
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  10. RedorDead

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    2 years to go Wiz, but I won't lie to you I've been tested a few times due to being Ceoliac
     
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  11. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Not funny mate, been close myself but we've got to keep smiling.....:grin:
     
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  12. MassiveAttack

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    you may mock Antknnee but that cystoscope is something you'll never forget
     
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  13. RedorDead

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    I've had one of them, I pissed like a horse for a day or two!
     
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  14. MassiveAttack

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    the feeling after was terrible, thinking you needed to piss but close to passing out with the pain, apart from that it was quite fun, 2 nurses and a female Doctor playing with my chopper!
     
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  15. RedorDead

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    The only pain I felt was when the camera touched the top of the bladder where the anaesthetic didn't quite reach.

    Some butch nurse grabbing hold of me little mate, and ramming the injection into the end was a bit worrying
     
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  16. MassiveAttack

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    I thought they used a anaesthetic only to be told after by the doc it was only a lubricant. one of the nurses knew when to grip my hand as a needle came out of the camera and went into my prostate, tears to your eyes time.
     
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  17. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    **** me, thank god I only had the camera up my ass ( Colonoscopy)
     
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  18. Lan Logger

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    thank god I am young and don't need any of this ****
     
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  19. MassiveAttack

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    you'll be alright if you ever have it done with your button mushroom
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    The nurse will say just a small prick <laugh>
     
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