Behave yourself, it is an atrocious place in every way imaginable. It's an absolute toilet.
I have a mate that lives near Telegraph Hill(between Nunhead and Brockley), I was staying there whilst waiting to move into a property I was buying.
Around 6 in the evening, this was in the summer so in broad daylight, a guy was being chased by police, he was on a pushbike, bizarrely the coppers cornered him but he still managed to slip away whilst getting out of the car! Something dodgy was going on, a drug runner perhaps? Anyway, I kid you not, an hour later before we were approaching Peckham High Street, a geezer was selling some drugs at a bus stop, brazen as you like. My wife was with me, now she is a bit innocent to certain things and I had to point out to her what was going on, and that the police chase was 'interesting'.
A month earlier, around lunchtime on a midweek, we went to Morrisons, and that was cordoned off as there had been a stabbing outside.
You'll be saying Croydon is alright next.