Kick It Out

[DMD]

Excellent. You might need to take some classes when the process has been completed.
1) To learn how to pee IN the toilet bowl and not on the seat/or on the floor.
2) Where a womans g-spot is.
3) How to multitask.
5) How to ask for directions when lost.
4) How to wing it on a dance floor...convincingly.

Finally the last bit of surgery is needed to remove the remote control from your hand.

Have you been spying on me?

 

[Charlie1]

Have you been spying on me?

Nah, you're male, it's not rocket science.

I think you will make a lovely woman. I am going to call you Shirley, or Shirl like that one off of Eastenders.

 

[DMD]

Nah, you're male, it's not rocket science.

I think you will make a lovely woman. I am going to call you Shirley, or Shirl like that one off of Eastenders.

I had to google her as my ex got custody of eastenders, so I haven't seen it in years. She looks a bit rough does that one. Can't I be what ever that fat ones called so can eat cake and pies?

These op things you're on about. Do they just change your outies to innies, or could I get a bit of a tweak to be like, say, Sam Janus?

 

[Charlie1]

I had to google her as my ex got custody of eastenders, so I haven't seen it in years. She looks a bit rough does that one. Can't I be what ever that fat ones called so can eat cake and pies?

These op things you're on about. Do they just change your outies to innies, or could I get a bit of a tweak to be like, say, Sam Janus?

What Heather? No, she is dead dear. She was murdered off yonks ago.

The ops are quite interesting. They give you a proper looking ladies foo foo. I don't know why anyone would mess with their face. Makes them look well weird. Unless its to correct horrible facial injuries then thats understandable.

I still think you're best suited to Shirley.

 

[DMD]

What Heather? No, she is dead dear. She was murdered off yonks ago.

The ops are quite interesting. They give you a proper looking ladies foo foo. I don't know why anyone would mess with their face. Makes them look well weird. Unless its to correct horrible facial injuries then thats understandable.

I still think you're best suited to Shirley.

But my last name's Knott.

 

[Charlie1]

But my last name's Knott.

Lol. Will have to have a new last name as well. Shirley Nesbitt. We can get you a nice hat.

 

[DMD]

Lol. Will have to have a new last name as well. Shirley Nesbitt. We can get you a nice hat.

There are only two men in my life,
One is PC Nesbitt,
And the other is his wife...

 

[renegadetiger]

Well, this thread took an unexpected turn.

 

[Charlie1]

There are only two men in my life,
One is PC Nesbitt,
And the other is his wife...

Where is that from? Can't quite place it.

 

[DMD]

Where is that from? Can't quite place it.

An old terrace chant....before my time obviously.

 

[Charlie1]

An old terrace chant....before my time obviously.

Oh obviously Shirl, obviously.

 

[DMD]

Oh obviously Shirl, obviously.

I'm quite liking this. When do I develop that attribute of dragging meaningless, ancient crap up to chuck into arguments? I don't know if that's going to be more fun than the monthly mood swings or not.

 

[Charlie1]

I'm quite liking this. When do I develop that attribute of dragging meaningless, ancient crap up to chuck into arguments? I don't know if that's going to be more fun than the monthly mood swings or not.

Any day now Shirl...

The bloating can be a real bitch.

 

[DMD]

It's a whole new world.

Does wearing crotchless knickers mean I've got a womb with a view?

 

[Charlie1]

It's a whole new world.

Does wearing crotchless knickers mean I've got a womb with a view?

No, it means you're a bit of an old tart!

 

[Quill]

Wasn't this thread about the Kick It Out campaign?

 

[DMD]

No, it means you're a bit of an old tart!

Too right. Is there a trick to wearing them and not making the leather chair look like a slug's been sat on it?

 

[Charlie1]

Too right. Is there a trick to wearing them and not making the leather chair look like a slug's been sat on it?

Wet wipes will become your new best friend Shirl.

 

[DMD]

Wasn't this thread about the Kick It Out campaign?

It still is. We're discussing the difficulties of being a trans-gender black person. If I fall off these stilettos, I'll be disabled and have the full set. Scunny will be forced to sign me up.

 

[DMD]

Wet wipes will become your new best friend Shirl.

I just knew you'd know.