Nah, you're male, it's not rocket science. I think you will make a lovely woman. I am going to call you Shirley, or Shirl like that one off of Eastenders.
I had to google her as my ex got custody of eastenders, so I haven't seen it in years. She looks a bit rough does that one. Can't I be what ever that fat ones called so can eat cake and pies? These op things you're on about. Do they just change your outies to innies, or could I get a bit of a tweak to be like, say, Sam Janus?
What Heather? No, she is dead dear. She was murdered off yonks ago. The ops are quite interesting. They give you a proper looking ladies foo foo. I don't know why anyone would mess with their face. Makes them look well weird. Unless its to correct horrible facial injuries then thats understandable. I still think you're best suited to Shirley.
I'm quite liking this. When do I develop that attribute of dragging meaningless, ancient crap up to chuck into arguments? I don't know if that's going to be more fun than the monthly mood swings or not.
Too right. Is there a trick to wearing them and not making the leather chair look like a slug's been sat on it?
It still is. We're discussing the difficulties of being a trans-gender black person. If I fall off these stilettos, I'll be disabled and have the full set. Scunny will be forced to sign me up.