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Kick It Out

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by PLT, Mar 18, 2014.

  1. DMD

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    <yikes> Have you been spying on me?
     
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    Nah, you're male, it's not rocket science.

    I think you will make a lovely woman. I am going to call you Shirley, or Shirl like that one off of Eastenders.
     
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    I had to google her as my ex got custody of eastenders, so I haven't seen it in years. She looks a bit rough does that one. Can't I be what ever that fat ones called so can eat cake and pies?

    These op things you're on about. Do they just change your outies to innies, or could I get a bit of a tweak to be like, say, Sam Janus?
     
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    What Heather? No, she is dead dear. She was murdered off yonks ago.

    The ops are quite interesting. They give you a proper looking ladies foo foo. I don't know why anyone would mess with their face. Makes them look well weird. Unless its to correct horrible facial injuries then thats understandable.

    I still think you're best suited to Shirley.
     
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    But my last name's Knott. :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Lol. Will have to have a new last name as well. Shirley Nesbitt. We can get you a nice hat.
     
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    <laugh>

    There are only two men in my life,
    One is PC Nesbitt,
    And the other is his wife...
     
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    Well, this thread took an unexpected turn.
     
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    Where is that from? Can't quite place it.
     
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    An old terrace chant....before my time obviously.
     
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    Oh obviously Shirl, obviously.
     
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    I'm quite liking this. When do I develop that attribute of dragging meaningless, ancient crap up to chuck into arguments? I don't know if that's going to be more fun than the monthly mood swings or not.
     
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    Any day now Shirl...

    The bloating can be a real bitch.
     
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    It's a whole new world.

    Does wearing crotchless knickers mean I've got a womb with a view?
     
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    No, it means you're a bit of an old tart!
     
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    Wasn't this thread about the Kick It Out campaign?
     
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    Too right. Is there a trick to wearing them and not making the leather chair look like a slug's been sat on it?
     
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    Wet wipes will become your new best friend Shirl.
     
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    It still is. We're discussing the difficulties of being a trans-gender black person. If I fall off these stilettos, I'll be disabled and have the full set. Scunny will be forced to sign me up.
     
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    I just knew you'd know.
     
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