There was a bird in my class at school called Jade. Unfortunately, she had quite a flat face, which inspired the following ditty:Jade
Jade
HaikuThere was a bird in my class at school called Jade. Unfortunately, she had quite a flat face, which inspired the following ditty:
Jade
Got hit by a spade
It wasn't her fault
She was a victim of assault
We had a Jade in my work, looked like a woman, sounded like a woman and dressed like a woman. Worked in the IT dept, one of the guys said "we've never had a woman in this team". "I'm a bloke" he replied. How the **** was anyone supposed to know ffs?
The big hands,the deep voice, the big feet, the adam's apple?