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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jul 16, 2015.

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Church of Scotland you mean?

    Bigot
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 17, 2015
  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Anglican.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 17, 2015
  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    You're no wrong

    :bandit:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 17, 2015
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Jade
     
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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2015
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    There was a bird in my class at school called Jade. Unfortunately, she had quite a flat face, which inspired the following ditty:

    Jade
    Got hit by a spade
    It wasn't her fault
    She was a victim of assault
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 17, 2015
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Worked next to a tidy blonde called Jade in a jobcentre in Edinburgh. Bit of a stuck up cow mind.

    Still would've.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 17, 2015
  7. Nathan Barley

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    Haiku
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    We had a Jade in my work, looked like a woman, sounded like a woman and dressed like a woman. Worked in the IT dept, one of the guys said "we've never had a woman in this team". "I'm a bloke" he replied. How the **** was anyone supposed to know ffs?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 17, 2015
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The big hands,the deep voice, the big feet, the adam's apple?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 17, 2015
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He had none of those.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 18, 2015

  11. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Cock & balls ?
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 18, 2015
  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Adolf
     
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