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Cnut the Great said:
<rofl>

Thefts always a messy crime. I've known a boy to be jailed for stealing frozen bacon from a bowling green kitchen and my sister once appeared in court after falling asleep stoned in someones house while eating a plate of cheese and crackers.

Best left to movies it seems.
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When I was 14 me and my mate got caught stripping lead off a church roof. We heard the dogs and a ladder so we legged it through all the back courts of the tenements, all the doors were locked so we couldn't get out until a door eventually opened, the guy grabbed us both, he was a plain clothes cop. He asked us what we were doing, I being a gifted liar (at the time) pleaded that we were playing two man hunt, but before the copper could give me a response my mate blurted out "Ach we may as well tell him we were stripping lead". I could have ****ing killed him.
 
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Then when we were in the cop car, another copper appeared with the metal shears my mate had brought. I denied all knowledge of their existence, my mate, Billy shouts out "Ach we may as well tell him, they're mine", I stole them from school".

<steam>
 
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DevAdvocate said:
When I was 14 me and my mate got caught stripping lead off a church roof. We heard the dogs and a ladder so we legged it through all the back courts of the tenements, all the doors were locked so we couldn't get out until a door eventually opened, the guy grabbed us both, he was a plain clothes cop. He asked us what we were doing, I being a gifted liar (at the time) pleaded that we were playing two man hunt, but before the copper could give me a response my mate blurted out "Ach we may as well tell him we were stripping lead". I could have ****ing killed him.
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That's up there with my sister telling the provy guy "mum says to say shes not here"
 
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Cnut the Great said:
<laugh>

That's up there with my sister telling the provy guy "mum says to say shes not here"
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I was very proud of never grassing anyone up and I never have. On the other hand people seemed to always dob me in it. So called mates can quickly turn to self preserving snitches before you can say Remand School.
 
DevAdvocate said:
When I was 14 me and my mate got caught stripping lead off a church roof. We heard the dogs and a ladder so we legged it through all the back courts of the tenements, all the doors were locked so we couldn't get out until a door eventually opened, the guy grabbed us both, he was a plain clothes cop. He asked us what we were doing, I being a gifted liar (at the time) pleaded that we were playing two man hunt, but before the copper could give me a response my mate blurted out "Ach we may as well tell him we were stripping lead". I could have ****ing killed him.
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DevAdvocate said:
Then when we were in the cop car, another copper appeared with the metal shears my mate had brought. I denied all knowledge of their existence, my mate, Billy shouts out "Ach we may as well tell him, they're mine", I stole them from school".

<steam>
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I don't know why this is so funny. <laugh>
 
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I was very proud of never grassing anyone up and I never have. On the other hand people seemed to always dob me in it. So called mates can quickly turn to self preserving snitches before you can say Remand School.
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Never been in the position of mates grassing me up. Most of the "criminals" I associate with are people charged for fighting.

Dealers and thieves don't make good mates.
 
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Cnut the Great said:
Never been in the position of mates grassing me up. Most of the "criminals" I associate with are people charged for fighting.

Dealers and thieves don't make good mates.
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^ This. ^

Whenever me and my mate went to a dealer's place to buy weed, he always ended up chatting to the guy. All I wanted to do is get stoned but instead had to hang around in some dealer's filthy kitchen in East Hull for 45 minutes talking about random bollocks. I just kept my mouth shut; never entertained the toothless, unwashed pogs.

Everyone's got that one friend who knows everyone and just has to speak to them at any given moment.
 
Bret Dilkington said:
^ This. ^

Whenever me and my mate went to a dealer's place to buy weed, he always ended up chatting to the guy. All I wanted to do is get stoned but instead had to hang around in some dealer's filthy kitchen in East Hull for 45 minutes talking about random bollocks. I just kept my mouth shut; never entertained the toothless, unwashed pogs.

Everyone's got that one friend who knows everyone and just has to speak to them at any given moment.
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****ing hate that.

I won't walk through town with some ****s. Stopping every ****ing 10 steps to speak to some random **** from some random party once upon a random time.
 
Bret Dilkington said:
^ This. ^

Whenever me and my mate went to a dealer's place to buy weed, he always ended up chatting to the guy. All I wanted to do is get stoned but instead had to hang around in some dealer's filthy kitchen in East Hull for 45 minutes talking about random bollocks. I just kept my mouth shut; never entertained the toothless, unwashed pogs.

Everyone's got that one friend who knows everyone and just has to speak to them at any given moment.
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Like Pineapple Express?
 
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