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Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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My grandson asked "Where does poo come from ?"
I was a little uncomfortable, but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds, then asked "What about Tigger ?"
I was a little uncomfortable, but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds, then asked "What about Tigger ?"
The bloke who invented the TV remote control has died . . . . he's going to be buried between two cushions on a settee !
At a funeral, a man asked to stand on stage to say a word in respect of the deceased. He got up, clinked his glass, said “Plethora” and walked off. The wife of the man who passed away said, with a tear in her eye “Thank you . . . . that means a lot”
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What do you call a Scotsman with Diarrhea ?
Brave fart
Brave fart
I went to my local Sealife Centre yesterday morning, and I was gutted . . . . it was closed for training porpoises !
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I asked at the chemist today, "Do you have anything to clear up diarrhoea?"
The pharmacist said, "Try these tablets."
I replied, "No, I mean like a mop and bucket. I've just sh*t on your floor!"
The pharmacist said, "Try these tablets."
I replied, "No, I mean like a mop and bucket. I've just sh*t on your floor!"
I told my mate to try salts which would help with his diarrhoea …
… unfortunately he thought I meant somersaults
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Fella in Waterstones
"Have you got Prince Harry's book that I can download ?"
"Do you mean the PDF File ?"
"No . . . . that's his uncle."
"Have you got Prince Harry's book that I can download ?"
"Do you mean the PDF File ?"
"No . . . . that's his uncle."
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