Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

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Walked past a restaurant last night and on the window it said - 'Order anything you want, if we don't have it, we'll pay you £500'.

Went in and ordered 'Giraffes kneecaps on toast'.

A short while later, the waiter returned with a cheque for £500 in my name and said "It's your lucky day, we're out of bread"