Jurgen Klopp is a Right Scruffy Bugger

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Can Jurgen Klopp Do With...

  • A shower?

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • A shave?

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Both a shower and a shave?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A haircut?

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • Some clean clothes?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • MITO is a c*nt!

    Votes: 3 37.5%

  • Total voters
    8
I had put: whether it's a cloth cap [insert picture of Shanks] or a Klopp cap [pic of Klopp] I say yes to caps. But the pic of Klopp came out enormous so I edited the comment.

Good spot on it not being a baseball cap though <applause>
 
A cloth cap and a baseball cap are different. Sure they're both caps but a bathing suit and a dress suit are both suits.

I wouldn't wear my swimming costume to work.
 
Klopp quotes

On whether sex is banned the night before games: 'My players sleep in double rooms the night before the match. I hope that nothing happens.'

On being sent to the stands: 'I'm a bit proud of my first red card as a coach. I approached the fourth official and said: 'How many mistakes are allowed here? If it's 15, you have one more.'

On signing Henrikh Mkhitaryan: 'Mkhitaryan fits us like an arse on a bucket. What he offers is exactly what we need.'

On Borussia Dortmund’s rivalry with Bayern Munich: ‘We have a bow and arrow and if we aim well, we can hit the target. The problem is that Bayern has a bazooka. The probability that they will hit the target is clearly higher. But then Robin Hood was apparently quite successful.’
 
Frankly, however, if he turns up every match in a wig, a tutu and a set of falsies I don't care as long as he wins us something and gets us in the top 4.

Next season he can add stockings and suspenders, and the title for good measure <ok>
 
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