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Jurgen Klopp is a Right Scruffy Bugger

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by wishiwasinliverpool, Oct 5, 2015.

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Can Jurgen Klopp Do With...

  1. A shower?

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  2. A shave?

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  3. Both a shower and a shave?

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  4. A haircut?

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  5. Some clean clothes?

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  6. MITO is a c*nt!

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  1. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Is his gran still around? :bandit:
     
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  2. saintanton

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    More likely his dirty great bank balance....
     
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  3. louis211

    louis211 Active Member

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    Went for an eye test last week, eyesight perfect, but got to get me some Jurgen specs, got the untidy hair and unshaven scruffy look, just need the specs and trade in the brunette missus for a blonde german one
     
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  4. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    No.

    Stan Boardman will have a field day about da Germins if he does get the job
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Been discussing Stan on der Obersturmfuhrer thread. <ok>
     
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  6. Do it anyway, you don't need to be able to see <ok>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Indeed. Its disrespectful to a club to wear a baseball cap as manager. I truly hope he ditches the cap when managing us.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    What do they look like?
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Bit like Jimmy's avatar.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So they're male?

    I wouldn't. That would be icky.
     
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  11. I don't particularly like managers wearing tracksuits or caps etc but as I said, I couldn't care less really so long as they do a good job.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>
     
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  13. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Weren't we saying the other day that we needed a few more beards around the place - reminds me of the famous saying 'with great beards, comes great success' <whistle>



    <laugh>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'd forgive him if he did well for us. Still think it's disrespectful towards the club when managers do that... But I'd rather Klopp in a cap than Rodgers in a suit.
     
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  15. Garlic Klopp

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    Apparently before we went with Rodgers the club called Klopp and left a message on his answer service asking him to contact them. He thought it was a wind up so never bothered calling back, later finding out it was genuine.

    Now I do not know if this is true, but if it is how useless were the recruitment committee, I assume we would have had one, not to continue the chase for him. Admittedly he would probably have told them to do one as he was happy where he was at that point in time.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Wouldn't have mattered though because according to FSG, Rodgers was always out first choice... <laugh>... Despite several other managers at the time claiming to have been offered the job.
     
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  18. mmanson9878

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    I have seen a few videos on YouTube of him now. He really knows how to celebrate and the players love working for him.

    The fans love him too. He's exactly what we need to unite all all together. Don't think we've had that since the days of Rafa...

    Have you seen Klopps' fairwell video when he left Dortmund?
     
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