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Jurgen Klopp is a Right Scruffy Bugger

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by wishiwasinliverpool, Oct 5, 2015.

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Can Jurgen Klopp Do With...

  1. A shower?

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  2. A shave?

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  3. Both a shower and a shave?

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  4. A haircut?

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  5. Some clean clothes?

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  6. MITO is a c*nt!

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  1. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    <doh>

    I was actually going to spell it out but thought somebody just might get the link - cloth cap/Klopp cap.
     
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  2. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    I had put: whether it's a cloth cap [insert picture of Shanks] or a Klopp cap [pic of Klopp] I say yes to caps. But the pic of Klopp came out enormous so I edited the comment.

    Good spot on it not being a baseball cap though <applause>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A cloth cap and a baseball cap are different. Sure they're both caps but a bathing suit and a dress suit are both suits.

    I wouldn't wear my swimming costume to work.
     
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  4. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Klopp quotes

    On whether sex is banned the night before games: 'My players sleep in double rooms the night before the match. I hope that nothing happens.'

    On being sent to the stands: 'I'm a bit proud of my first red card as a coach. I approached the fourth official and said: 'How many mistakes are allowed here? If it's 15, you have one more.'

    On signing Henrikh Mkhitaryan: 'Mkhitaryan fits us like an arse on a bucket. What he offers is exactly what we need.'

    On Borussia Dortmund’s rivalry with Bayern Munich: ‘We have a bow and arrow and if we aim well, we can hit the target. The problem is that Bayern has a bazooka. The probability that they will hit the target is clearly higher. But then Robin Hood was apparently quite successful.’
     
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  5. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Frankly, however, if he turns up every match in a wig, a tutu and a set of falsies I don't care as long as he wins us something and gets us in the top 4.

    Next season he can add stockings and suspenders, and the title for good measure <ok>
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    ....... or make comments with tenuous links .... <whistle>
     
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  7. There are a couple of top managers there :)
     
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  8. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    You can say that again. I stood and watched that bus go past the top of our street with my Dad [love him, miss him] a red hot Evertonian, bless him.
     
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  9. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Just your birthday suit then?
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    no. his gimp suit. BRING OUT THE GIMP !!
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So you wear a dress instead? <yikes>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Actually I did wear a dress to work once.
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    ...It was Halloween and I was in a Fred Flintstone outfit.
     
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