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brisbane-lion
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It's a good job you are a friend of Roger, because when everyone else has gone to heaven, you'll have someone to talk to.
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brisbane-lion
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What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
Trombones.
I've started to wear a balaclava to bed. If there's a break in the burglars will think I'm part of the team.
My wife bet I couldn't name all the utensils in our kitchen draw. I named 25 of the 26.
Turns out I was just a whisker away
Turns out I was just a whisker away
Just got off the phone to Gloria Gaynor.
She was telling me about a near disastrous dinner party she held last night.
She'd spent all day cooking and there were supposed to be six for dinner, but one person didn't turn up.
I said: "Oh no Gloria, what did you do?"
"At first I was afraid
I was petrified
But I knew how to get along
I will serve five"
She was telling me about a near disastrous dinner party she held last night.
She'd spent all day cooking and there were supposed to be six for dinner, but one person didn't turn up.
I said: "Oh no Gloria, what did you do?"
"At first I was afraid
I was petrified
But I knew how to get along
I will serve five"
