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A Romanian, an Arab and a Yorkshire lass are in the same bar in Leeds.
> When the Romanian finishes his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls
> out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He then says "In Romania, our
> glass is so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice".
> The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcoholic beer, throws
> his glass in the air, pulls out his AK47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> shouts out, "In the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glass, we also don't have to drink
> with the same glass twice!"
> The Yorkshire lass, cool as a cucumber, downs her pint of Tetley's in one
> go, throws her glass into the air, whips out her shotgun and shoots the
> Romanian and the Arab.
> Catching her glass and setting it on the bar and calling for a refill says,
> "In Yorkshire we 'ave so many bloody illegal immigrants, we don't 'ave to
> drink wi' same ones twice!"
> When the Romanian finishes his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls
> out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He then says "In Romania, our
> glass is so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice".
> The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcoholic beer, throws
> his glass in the air, pulls out his AK47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> shouts out, "In the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glass, we also don't have to drink
> with the same glass twice!"
> The Yorkshire lass, cool as a cucumber, downs her pint of Tetley's in one
> go, throws her glass into the air, whips out her shotgun and shoots the
> Romanian and the Arab.
> Catching her glass and setting it on the bar and calling for a refill says,
> "In Yorkshire we 'ave so many bloody illegal immigrants, we don't 'ave to
> drink wi' same ones twice!"
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- My mate somehow got a vacuum cleaner hose stuck up his arse.
- When I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, they told me he was picking up nicely.
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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew.. because one more and it'd be to farty