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a singer/songwriter gets a residency at a local pub despite having ADHD & tourette's ...during his first gig he performs some of his latest material, 'i ****ed her up the arse and she loved it'....'she sucked my cock like an industrial hoover'...after his half hour stint he goes for a break and bumps into his girlfriend and proceeds to goose her in the toilets buts forgets to put his cock back in before returning...he is collared by the manager who says 'firstly,can you tone down the language for the next set'.....'err ok then' he replies and secondly 'do you know that cum is dripping out of your cock'......'know it?...'i ****ing wrote it...
 
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I don't have a clue who this sam smith bloke is.
I was going to google him, but thought you lot would give me a more honest opinion.
Thanks in advance.
 
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