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although it was a bit chilly the wife likes a nice salad so i made a caesar one for her, she said it was a decent effort, the dog was less impressed it was the last tin
 
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The missus is pissed off with me again . Last night whilst she was fast asleep , i gently removed her tampax and replaced it with a party popper, leaving the string hanging out enough for her to pull. I tell you, she`s got no fcuking sense of humour at all !!!
 
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The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights......

"I love you!" She said, and then she got all excited, unzipped my trousers and giving me the most amazing sex ever!.....

Which is really odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before!.....
 
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