I'm not being paranoid, but there are 5 Peruvian owls standing on my fence, watching me through the kitchen window.
I'm sure that they're Inca hoots !
I'm sure that they're Inca hoots !
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a woman goes to the doctor with concerns over her hubby's temper, the doc says "when he gets angry just have a glass of water,don't swallow it just swill it around" the woman tries the tip for a week and goes back to the doc. "unbelievable doctor it worked a treat,but how can that be, my hubby just calmly walked away after a minute" the doc replied it's nothing to do with the water,it's keeping your mouth shut that does it"
my neighbour had an extreme phobia of walking under chestnut trees, i think he finally conkered it
If you're wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel ****- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no Sh*t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel ****- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no Sh*t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
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that costa coffee went straight through me
Richard carpenter has brought out a new song an old hollies hit... "She ain't heavy she's my sister"
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Went for an accountancy position interview the other day and the H.R. head said at the end can you describe yourself in just three words, I said " good with numbers"
The worst thing about being a Giraffe is having so much time to consider your mistakes as you're sinking into quicksand.
my mrs came stumbling into the kitchen the worse for wear after a boozy session with the girls, she announced "i wanna get dirty,and i wanna do something i'd never normally do".......i replied "look at yourself drunk as a skunk, you're in no fit state to clean the oven"
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