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Makemstine Roger said:
bang it up mate please i haven't heard it and enjoy a good laugh. we need more input here
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If I could find it I would, he told it on something like "Never Mind the Buzzocks","QI" or "Would I Lie to You". Think the main reason I prefer his version to every other I've heard, is at least you know his Brummie accent is genuine
 
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My Building Permit:

I just applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with tatty pink trim.

The City Council told me to go to hell.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

.........Work starts on Monday...
 
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my welsh mate thinks that he has found true love, but it's not stopped him and his new beau from joining an online swapping site.....ewe switch
 
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