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    A typical scum supporter trying to look hard<laugh><laugh><laugh>

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    looked up an old girlfriend the other day.....suppose it's a perk of being a gynecologist
     
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    Police pulled me over the other day and when I opened the window he asked me to identify myself, I looked in the mirror and said yeah that's me
     
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    A police station was burgled and they stole the toilet. The police have nothing to go on.
     
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    A Brummie walks into a tailors and says: “Alroit, mate. I’d like a 70s suit, please.”

    The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”

    Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars"
     
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    Sorry Rog, but having heard Noddy Holder tell his version of this joke about 12 years ago, every other version both before and after his, just pales into insignificance :)
     
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    bang it up mate please i haven't heard it and enjoy a good laugh. we need more input here
     
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