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looked up an old girlfriend the other day.....suppose it's a perk of being a gynecologist
 
A Brummie walks into a tailors and says: “Alroit, mate. I’d like a 70s suit, please.”

The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”

Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars"
 
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A Brummie walks into a tailors and says: “Alroit, mate. I’d like a 70s suit, please.”

The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”

Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars"


Sorry Rog, but having heard Noddy Holder tell his version of this joke about 12 years ago, every other version both before and after his, just pales into insignificance :)