If I could find it I would, he told it on something like "Never Mind the Buzzocks","QI" or "Would I Lie to You". Think the main reason I prefer his version to every other I've heard, is at least you know his Brummie accent is genuine
My Building Permit: I just applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with tatty pink trim. The City Council told me to go to hell. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. .........Work starts on Monday...
my welsh mate thinks that he has found true love, but it's not stopped him and his new beau from joining an online swapping site.....ewe switch
