Jokes
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always wondered how if the milk is evaporated how is it still in the tin ?
brisbane-lion
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How do you know it is? You don't know anything until you open the can. Schrodinger's cat is a good example.
brisbane-lion
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Yeah but don't tell me they threw the box in the bin without finding out.
Poor cat
a weird duo is being mooted for a single with chas & dave and samuel l jackson titled..."knees up motherfucker"
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Let’s have all the Roman statues of emperors/generals in Rome pulled down whilst we are at it. They really knew have to take slaves, should be ashamed of themselves
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a mate of mine is thinking of setting up a new venture to hopefully rival primark and get some of it's customer base, he's going for the second hand used men's underwear range and he's going with the name...skidmark
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I’m thinking of doing a Lord Lucan, Wonna come
"There's a guy on the phone who says he's Jamaican, but he sounds Scottish," said my secretary.
"That'll be Jim Aitken," I said. "Put him through."
"That'll be Jim Aitken," I said. "Put him through."