Jokes

Not that much of a dummy

 

Very good.

 

always wondered how if the milk is evaporated how is it still in the tin ?

 

Good point, never thought of that

 

How do you know it is? You don't know anything until you open the can. Schrodinger's cat is a good example.

 

Was the cat alive or dead?

 

That was the question.

 

Neither it had disappeared

 

Yeah but don't tell me they threw the box in the bin without finding out.
Poor cat

 

Welcome kojak....you had your lollipop

 

a weird duo is being mooted for a single with chas & dave and samuel l jackson titled..."knees up motherfucker"

 

Let’s have all the Roman statues of emperors/generals in Rome pulled down whilst we are at it. They really knew have to take slaves, should be ashamed of themselves

 

a mate of mine is thinking of setting up a new venture to hopefully rival primark and get some of it's customer base, he's going for the second hand used men's underwear range and he's going with the name...skidmark

 

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I’m thinking of doing a Lord Lucan, Wonna come

 

"There's a guy on the phone who says he's Jamaican, but he sounds Scottish," said my secretary.

"That'll be Jim Aitken," I said. "Put him through."