Jokes
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brisbane-lion
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I recently read this lovely poem about growing old.
" It's.........um........
****, I've forgotten it.
" It's.........um........
****, I've forgotten it.
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.” Blow that" says Mick, “have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
Some bloke walked up to the counter today and said, "Burger and Fries please."
"Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"**** off you prick," he snapped, before walking off with his food.
I ****ing love working in the prison canteen
"Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"**** off you prick," he snapped, before walking off with his food.
I ****ing love working in the prison canteen
The sailing results are in:
USA took gold,GB took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth
USA took gold,GB took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth
brisbane-lion
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Brissy you must be the wokiest woketard that ever woked, mate grow a pair, and stand up for yourself, p.s. and ask your wife for your trousers back
brisbane-lion
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I keep warning you, Roger, God's gonna get ya, see if he don't.
I keep warning you, Roger, God's gonna get ya, see if he don't.
now that has me **** scared a God threat
from a beer swilling woke Aussie
you get me laughing hard i heard the Chuckle bros act is looking for another straight man
brisbane-lion
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For 'beer swilling', insert 'red wine supping' and I'll gladly accept your comment.now that has me **** scared a God threat
. but not the woke bit, that hurts.
Chromosomes, a beginner's guide:
XY = Male
XX = Female
YYY = Delilah
XY = Male
XX = Female
YYY = Delilah
Two chinese gangsters are planning to break into a Scottish distillery. One says to the other.. Is it whiskey.? .yes. Replies the other... But not as whiskey as a bank wobbery..!
I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing.
"Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
"Your thong," I replied with a wink.
Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.
It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.
"Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
"Your thong," I replied with a wink.
Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.
It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.