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A lady golfer is playing when she gets stung by a bee. In agony she returns to the clubhouse where the captain sees her coming in tears.
“What happened to you”?
“I’ve been stung by a bee”
“Oh you poor thing, where abouts”?
“Between the first and second hole”
“Ahhh” he said “stood with your legs too far apart”