brisbane-lion
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You mean names like Whitejock?
Jokes
- Thread starter ellandback
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Even you can't possibly have had worse than this, Ell!!
... FFS, what if I'm wrong!!
No, my name got struck off as I can't keep up these days. A Whitejock is only a 10-pinter these days, unlike Shako & OLOF, who are easily 3 galloners.
Troo dat!
brisbane-lion
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Take your word for it.No, my name got struck off as I can't keep up these days. A Whitejock is only a 10-pinter these days, unlike Shako & OLOF, who are easily 3 galloners.
Troo dat!
You reach an age when bragging means fa 10 pints “please” I’m plonked after 3 large glasses of wineNo, my name got struck off as I can't keep up these days. A Whitejock is only a 10-pinter these days, unlike Shako & OLOF, who are easily 3 galloners.
Troo dat!
Troo dat
Which I’ve just had
Well it was when I last used it ..... in 1983.Is that all
Well it was when I last used it ..... in 1983.
Wasn't that the last time Partick Thistle won a game? Coincidence?
The date in question here is August 4th, 1983. Partick Thistle 2, Leeds United 0.Wasn't that the last time Partick Thistle won a game? Coincidence?
I was there.
Still don't know whether to be happy or sad ....
A lady golfer is playing when she gets stung by a bee. In agony she returns to the clubhouse where the captain sees her coming in tears.
“What happened to you”?
“I’ve been stung by a bee”
“Oh you poor thing, where abouts”?
“Between the first and second hole”
“Ahhh” he said “stood with your legs too far apart”
“What happened to you”?
“I’ve been stung by a bee”
“Oh you poor thing, where abouts”?
“Between the first and second hole”
“Ahhh” he said “stood with your legs too far apart”
brisbane-lion
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Someone once asked me how to make your cock seven inches long, I said I fold mine in half. Looks like you may have the same problem WJ.
then you need to change the name to Whitecock as its never seen the sun..............Well it was when I last used it ..... in 1983.
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