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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. esteponawhite

    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Nice one mate, who did you bribe?
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    as bent as a dog's hind leg mate
     
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    Para<laugh>
     
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  4. Irishshako

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    I got the right leg<laugh>
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    my wifes two brothers are from Nairobi they both support English teams and are at Sheffield university doing degrees
     
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  6. Irishshako

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    He said he'd parachute BLM into the countyr.
     
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  7. Irishshako

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    Bet they are millwall fans<party>
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    they tried that **** in Mombasa and were chased by the locals with pangas they had to hide in the police station some who were caught had tyres put on them doused in petrol and were saved by police
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    united and Arsenal
     
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    Waste of petrol:grin:
     
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  11. Irishshako

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    Leeds fan and Arsehole:grin:
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    there are riots every month up country
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    FFS thought that was South Bermondsey
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    now pics of Kilifi where we have a house
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    Apologies more like Birmingham:grin: Where are the BLM :)
     
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    Tell the truth Para, you have a hamock
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    my wife's dad is a chief he owns a bit of land and built us a traditional house by the coast Kalifi is as cheap as chips to live no taxes
     
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    also interesting wildlife

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