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2 pennth said:
Please confirm which it is to be Boris the butcher of Britain
Boris the Bastard of Britain
Or Boris the bungler I get the impression you can’t make your mind up, about anything :emoticon-0136-giggl
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Astonishingly, every single one fits, and many, many more unmentioned. Difficult to fit them all in to form an alliterative phrase.
 
Whitejock said:
You're entitled to your opinion, even when it's wrong. You'll be telling me next that Boris the Bastard Bungler was right to murder so many of us. And as for lies - has he ever spoken the truth?

Communist? LOL. I think the term you're grasping for is socialist - you know, the ideal that you do the best you can for the people. Unlike the tory ideal of filling you & your mates pockets & fcuking up the poor.
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When has socialism ever worked for a long period of time, Israel was probably the one country after world war 2 that made a success of it for 20 odd years.
Thatcher said once that socialism works till you run out of other people's money, and to a large extent she was right, it always strikes me as funny the amount of people who are loaded that keep going on about it, your Blair's etc, all your luvvie actor's and actresses,pop stars...spout all about the oppressed but still live in their ivory towers
 
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Whitejock said:
Communism? Are you stuck in the 70s?

FYI, in its infancy, the SNP was called the new tories in Scotland. Hardly communism, is it? Fortunately, joining members changed that outlook.

You seem to spend a lot of time watching wee Nick. Perhaps if you spent the same amount of time listening to Boris the Basturd Bungler of Britain, you'd REALLY find out what a torrent of lies are. Every time he opens his mouth. And every time he's criticised for lying, he forgets that he's been filmed saying it. Never learns. Days are surely numbered. For everyone's sake.
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your mixed up mate its Krankie that was caught out downright lying, and who held here to account you guessed right the SNP, and her infamous now I cant remembers) Krankie the kunts days are numbered she has never learned . But i honestly hope you get what you want mate, as its then a better life for us by a minimum of 11 billion the all the extra jobs we don't have to give them oops don't forget your fishermen will have to let the EU in for 10 years before you get a sniff of joining. Im going to love this board if you finally get what you have been wishing for, i will be able to rub it in for years to come:emoticon-0136-giggl
 
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oldschool said:
When has socialism ever worked for a long period of time, Israel was probably the one country after world war 2 that made a success of it for 20 odd years.
Thatcher said once that socialism works till you run out of other people's money, and to a large extent she was right, it always strikes me as funny the amount of people who are loaded that keep going on about it, your Blair's etc, all your luvvie actor's and actresses,pop stars...spout all about the oppressed but still live in their ivory towers
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Is this the same Wicked Witch that sold the UK's family jewels in an attempt to balance their fcuked-up books? Billions & billions, just for her to try to save face for her failed leadership. Remember Sid? Remember when we thought utility bills were too high? They were, but the foreign owners of all our energy companies REALLY showed us what a high bill is. The list is endless.

And don't tell me that Bleugh is a socialist. He created Blue Labour, & demonstrated that he's a lesser-talented Wicked Witch.
 
Makemstine Roger said:
your mixed up mate its Krankie that was caught out downright lying, and who held here to account you guessed right the SNP, and her infamous now I cant remembers) Krankie the kunts days are numbered she has never learned . But i honestly hope you get what you want mate, as its then a better life for us by a minimum of 11 billion the all the extra jobs we don't have to give them oops don't forget your fishermen will have to let the EU in for 10 years before you get a sniff of joining. Im going to love this board if you finally get what you have been wishing for, i will be able to rub it in for years to come:emoticon-0136-giggl
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What a load of pish!

It's obviously escaped your attention that the independent QC inquiry cleared her of misleading Parliament absolutely.

As for the MPs' Harassment Committee investigating her, the decision was clearly made before it started. 5 of the 9 members were opposition MPs. Can you imagine the furore if a committee investigating Boris consisted of a majority of opposition MPs?

Guess your truth is selective. Either that or your reading material is heavily one-sided.
 
Whitejock said:
Is this the same Wicked Witch that sold the UK's family jewels in an attempt to balance their fcuked-up books? Billions & billions, just for her to try to save face for her failed leadership. Remember Sid? Remember when we thought utility bills were too high? They were, but the foreign owners of all our energy companies REALLY showed us what a high bill is. The list is endless.

And don't tell me that Bleugh is a socialist. He created Blue Labour, & demonstrated that he's a lesser-talented Wicked Witch.
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Didn't bumbling brown sell all our gold reserves for a lucky dip bag! Blair should have been on trial for Iraq, Maggie was stabbed in the back by heseltine and wet pants major who still can't get over their beloved e.u. who wee kranks wants to jump back into bed with and fervently believes they will jump at the chance, good luck if she delivers it
 
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blonogasoven said:
I was also wondering wtf happened to the joke thread
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It could be argued that the tory propaganda pish is a joke in itself.

But yes, I agree & have already posted twice before to request an end to it. It was ignored, & my later posts were effectively me defending the attacks on me. Fully justified imo. I can only reply to the messages on the same thread.
 
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Whitejock said:
It could be argued that the tory propaganda pish is a joke in itself.

But yes, I agree & have already posted twice before to request an end to it. It was ignored, & my later posts were effectively me defending the attacks on me. Fully justified imo. I can only reply to the messages on the same thread.
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So it's your fault!

:emoticon-0130-devil
 
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oldschool said:
Didn't bumbling brown sell all our gold reserves for a lucky dip bag! Blair should have been on trial for Iraq, Maggie was stabbed in the back by heseltine and wet pants major who still can't get over their beloved e.u. who wee kranks wants to jump back into bed with and fervently believes they will jump at the chance, good luck if she delivers it
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Brown - true. Tbh, I have no idea what the reasoning was at the time.

Bleugh - agreed.

Maggie - delighted by that move.
 
Whitejock said:
Astonishingly, every single one fits, and many, many more unmentioned. Difficult to fit them all in to form an alliterative phrase.
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Thanks for your response
Please confirm why Butcher
Why Bastard
Why bungler
 
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