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OLOF said:
The majority of that figure you quote would indeed jump at the chance of a jab of some kind, or some treatment, like my dear old ma, and the bloke who fell of the ladder, and the.... do i need to go on?
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OLOF, my apologies in advance, but doped up on these kinky painkillers, I actually mis-read your post & thought a bloke fell off a ladder & landed on your ma. I laughed out loud. It was only when 'ma' hit home, I realised it wasn't a joke & I shouldn't have laughed. <sorry>
 
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Poly said:
Ah the traditional view - and of course the traditional view of the Earth was that it was flat

A few more that 700 have had no vaccine and have died - over 500,000 in the USA alone.
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Who says the world is flat, i don't.
How many people in the US have died after taking the jab how many people died of covid alone with no underlying illness? i'll tell you, its not the figure you quote, no where near.

i've already tried to get this back on topic
Take this to the Covid or politics thread,
 
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Whitejock said:
OLOF, my apologies in advance, but doped up on these kinky painkillers, I actually mis-read your post & thought a bloke fell off a ladder & landed on your ma. I laughed out loud. It was only when 'ma' hit home, I realised it wasn't a joke & I shouldn't have laughed. <sorry>
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<wah>
He did WJ, it was the window cleaner the daft bastard landed right on top of her :(






no he didn't, i lied
:p
 
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OLOF said:
Who says the world is flat, i don't.
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People with a traditional view of the Earth

How many people in the US have died after taking the jab how many people died of covid alone with no underlying illness? i'll tell you, its not the figure you quote, no where near.
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A handful have had the vaccine and died (mostly the J&J vaccine), whereas over 500,000 have not had the jab and died

Yes the elderly and sick are more vulnerable, but it's foolish to say that the vaccine doesn't save lives
And yes, if you're in the peak of health, almost certainly you'll survive if you contract COVID but:
1. You will infect others
2. COVID causes long term (possibly permanent) damage to your body

It's not for me to tell you how to protect yourself, but IMO, you'd be stupid not the immunize yourself.
 
Poly said:
People with a traditional view of the Earth



A handful have had the vaccine and died (mostly the J&J vaccine), whereas over 500,000 have not had the jab and died

Yes the elderly and sick are more vulnerable, but it's foolish to say that the vaccine doesn't save lives
And yes, if you're in the peak of health, almost certainly you'll survive if you contract COVID but:
1. You will infect others
2. COVID causes long term (possibly permanent) damage to your body

It's not for me to tell you how to protect yourself, but IMO, you'd be stupid not the immunize yourself.
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Americans have a very poor immune system in general. America has the highest rate of obesity per capita in the world, so it's no wonder the population are more susceptible to dying an early death.

They're unable (or unwilling) to look after their health, lumbering entities pigging out on a fast food diet, becoming reliant on more and more drugs. Millions are ridden with diabetes.

Sad state of affairs really when they're more concerned with being permanently 'offended' than looking after themselves.

Only themselves to blame.
 
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Poly said:
People with a traditional view of the Earth



A handful have had the vaccine and died (mostly the J&J vaccine), whereas over 500,000 have not had the jab and died

Yes the elderly and sick are more vulnerable, but it's foolish to say that the vaccine doesn't save lives
And yes, if you're in the peak of health, almost certainly you'll survive if you contract COVID but:
1. You will infect others
2. COVID causes long term (possibly permanent) damage to your body

It's not for me to tell you how to protect yourself, but IMO, you'd be stupid not the immunize yourself.
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34m people have had the jab in the UK, 14m of those have had both, the other 34m haven't had any and are still alive after a year of going through a so called pandemic, they can't have got the memo from Whitty and Vallance to hand their immune systems in<whistle>
 
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FORZA LEEDS said:
Americans have a very poor immune system in general. America has the highest rate of obesity per capita in the world, so it's no wonder the population are more susceptible to dying an early death.

They're unable (or unwilling) to look after their health, lumbering entities pigging out on a fast food diet, becoming reliant on more and more drugs. Millions are ridden with diabetes.

Sad state of affairs really when they're more concerned with being permanently 'offended' than looking after themselves.

Only themselves to blame.
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Work this one out, I can't, they want them banned or legal or a black market?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56934957
 
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Don't get yer skirt in a twist fella,
I apologise if these comments should have been on the pollytics thread.
Never been a pub when a conversation changes direction?
**** me this place is becoming like IKEA, get your pencil write down thread, then post.
The first ammendment.
 
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Back on topic,
  1. Sign at a Scottish golf course: 'Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling.'
  2. Do you know the first people in the UK to have double glazing were the Scots?...It was so their bairns couldn't hear the ice cream vans.
  3. How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?...Och! it's no that dark!
  4. Have you heard about the lecherous Scotsman who lured a girl up to his attic to see his etchings? .... He sold her four of them.
  5. A Scotsman took a girl for a romantic ride in his taxi...She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.
  6. Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Scottish Caddie: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
  7. What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? You can tune a lawn mower.
 
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esteponawhite said:
Back on topic,
  1. Sign at a Scottish golf course: 'Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling.'
  2. Do you know the first people in the UK to have double glazing were the Scots?...It was so their bairns couldn't hear the ice cream vans.
  3. How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?...Och! it's no that dark!
  4. Have you heard about the lecherous Scotsman who lured a girl up to his attic to see his etchings? .... He sold her four of them.
  5. A Scotsman took a girl for a romantic ride in his taxi...She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.
  6. Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Scottish Caddie: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
  7. What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? You can tune a lawn mower.
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<laugh>


Anyone got any spare popcorn for tomorrow??????
 
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