was going to put up a pic of my daughter and son as she has just come out of hospital and went to the bar for a beer, so proud of her
how paras speak to bar tenders "Pint of beer, please." "There you go. £3.90." "Thanks. Erm, is there room to put some lemonade in with it?" "Yeah, sure." "Well...fill it with f*cking beer, then."
the word on the street has progressed to the internet and reports that says a Leeds lefty supporter had to be surgically removed from his pregnant blowy up doll today, police inquires have led them to the Leeds not 606 board but investigations are still ongoing leads