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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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  1. esteponawhite

    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Howya Shaks,
     
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  2. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  3. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    we can fall out ya know :mad:
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    what when its my turn for the beers ok then
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 17, 2020
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  5. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    I'm grand thanks bud. A wise man once told me many years ago, don't upset a Para.............it's stood me in good stead over the years.<whistle>
     
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    Irishshako, Nov 17, 2020
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  6. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    NEVER over beers<laugh>
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    As Sunderland supporters held a prayer meeting for little Billy when the vicar came out with those immortal words Father forgive him for he knew not what he did
     
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  8. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    I don't thing Montgomery knew either...jammy(no pun intended) sod:grin:
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    when younger i had a knockout punch now older and wiser i have a knockout fart, just as lethal
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    did you know he is only the second man in history to walk on water ..in the north east.
     
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  11. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> milling stood you in good stead.:grin:
     
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  12. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    I'll have to ask whose the first:grin:
     
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    The first was Don Revie
     
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    OLOF, Nov 17, 2020
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    My fault for asking about Sunderland...

    Come on guys all's fair in love and football rivalry <ok>
     
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    Aren't you a Para Shaks.

    As letic <laugh>
     
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    Gessa, Nov 17, 2020
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  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the pope he has a Sunderland top so we get privileges just a shame the twats gone deaf with old age lately so we plummeted down the tables
     
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  17. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> the nearest I'd ever get to being a para<laugh>
     
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    Irishshako, Nov 17, 2020
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but that was only to escape the tax man everyone can pull that one off
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 17, 2020
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    Try telling lester piggott that one
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
    he wasn't quick enough
     
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