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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    What time is Roger and his unfeasably large, depth charge logs turning up tonight ?

    Hope you Irish lads haven't scared him off...you can get a bit clingy <laugh>

    @Makemstine Roger
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    im the first around the camp fire already pulled up my sand bag, ready to insult gays lesbos lefties Europeans and any other fookers that don't love my country, im lurking as well on another site where two multi gender tossers are arguing good fun
     
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  3. Jammy 07

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    Good to have you on board sir <ok>

    Now tell us all about 1973 from your perspective <laugh>

    You are a Sunderland fan aren't you ?
     
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  4. Irishshako

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    Kettle and pot comes to mind.<whistle>
     
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  5. Jammy 07

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    Evening shaks...

    How's things with you ?
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yep1973 i was at a mates house from Sunderland who was posted at 36 Engineer regiment, incidental where i was before transferring to the paras, anyway he was in married quarters at a place called Loose, just outside Maidstone stocked on ale and whiskey, we were getting bladdered and i was thinking always a bridesmaid never a bride, then up pops Ian Portafield slots it home i ran out of the back door the next door neighbor Ron had also ran out we were both jumping up and down, Then John came running out we all hugged together and were dancing up and down........in a manly way of course just in case any sh it stabber reading this would think his luck was in. we then went back inside his place with Ron the neighbor and his family, around the tv quaffing large amounts of whiskey, then up pops that durty little twat Billy Bremner and it was like ping pong in our goal with two world class saves from sir Jimmy Montgomery sent from the lord above to guide us through the last 10 mins which was torture to watch, to cap off a good day Johns Missus had invited her friend a stunner called Simone naughty little girl, one of my best dates. she was a definite 99.9 recurring
     
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  7. Irishshako

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    Who has hijacked your account.<yikes>
     
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    What ?

    It's me Jammy...you know the nice guy who buys all the ale.

    Has someone been impersonating me on here <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Oi:sad: dont be dissing our Billy.
     
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  10. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Good story.

    No problem with Sunderland...you had your day so hope you enjoyed it.

    It's Bayern Munich I can't stand after they cheated us out of the European Cup in 1975...bastards.
     
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  11. Irishshako

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    I was just about warming to you Makem.<laugh> I watched that match on tv back in dublin 9 I was. It was bad enough to lose to your lot, but my Uncle from East Boldon (whose firm had sponsored something) got the cup back to his house and there a pic of my cousin with it. <wah>
     
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    That bastard Beckenbauer
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    reminds me of the Dutch guy when it was his turn to get the beers in, Dutch pockets are deep and go down to their knees, so instead of giving the bar staff a note hes racking around in his pockets for loose change when he dropped a 2 euro coin, he moved so fast to retrieve it ...it hit him on the back of the head before it could reach the floor, greedy buggers the Dutch
     
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  14. Irishshako

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    FFS has Narcos been round to your castle with those Jamaican woodbines...:grin:
     
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    Evening all,
    Listen mackem para or not you can't insult billy on here, so be a nice lad and go back and edit your post.
     
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  16. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    class
     
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    Evening Este, nice knowing you.<yikes>
     
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    Class A I should have added...:)
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    bow legged little ankle tapping bandit, nearly as bad as Norman bits yer legs Hunter at least he could take it as well as give it
     
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