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    Not that bad TBF......toon ticket is **** granted <whistle>
     
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    rather you than me mate
     
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    called sea world in response to an advert for an assistant to work with dolphin training.... typically i was informed the call may be recorded for training porpoises
     
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    FA announce additional support to Women’s football. Counselling services available free of charge for any young player struggling with their sexuality. A spokesman said ‘it’s important young players know it is ok to come out as a heterosexual. We tell them they may not be the only one’.
     
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    i always remember my old grandad telling me how he used to chase after the rag & bone man's horse & cart for the horse's droppings with a bucket so he could put it on his rhubarb,...... however this all changed when he discovered custard was better
     
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    Its funny how your perception changes when the effect of beer wears off
     
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