Off Topic Jokes thread
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Me: "Excuse me, I want clothes for a toddler”
Assistant: “Have you looked for 18-24 months?”
Me: “No, I've only just turned up”
Assistant: “Have you looked for 18-24 months?”
Me: “No, I've only just turned up”
"Doctor doctor, I keep imagining that I'm a goat!"
"Hmm, how long has this been going on?"
"Ever since I was a kid..."
"Hmm, how long has this been going on?"
"Ever since I was a kid..."
I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
Prophets are going through the roof.