Me: "Excuse me, I want clothes for a toddler” Assistant: “Have you looked for 18-24 months?” Me: “No, I've only just turned up”
"Doctor doctor, I keep imagining that I'm a goat!" "Hmm, how long has this been going on?" "Ever since I was a kid..."
I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
