Off Topic Jokes thread
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I've spent all my life savings on a sex change operation.
Now I haven't got a sausage.....
Now I haven't got a sausage.....
My wife knows nothing about football.
l asked her if she rated George Best, and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle!
l asked her if she rated George Best, and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle!
I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm.
Must work well with udders.....
Must work well with udders.....
I went to the funeral of the inventor of Optrex today.
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.....
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.....
I went into a shoe shop this morning and asked to see a pair of loafers.
The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant......
The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant......