I once met Elkie Brooks in Hyde Park while she was walking her poodle. I asked her if I could guess it’s name and she said, “Yes, but you’re a fool if you think it’s Rover.”
Following news of the dreadful fire at Kier Starmer's house, I set up a page asking for donations. So far I've received 75 litres of petrol, 20 gas cylinders, 210 wooden pallets, 50 box of matches, 90 cigarette lighters, and half a ton of out of date Chinese fireworks.
You have probably heard of the Glasgow Kiss and the French kiss, but have you heard about the Aussie Kiss ? It's the same as the French Kiss, but down under.
