A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream and shouts: “Ey up! Tha dun wanna be drinkin’ watta frm theer, it’s full o’ hoss pss an’ cow shte”.
The man says: “I’m from down South, Could you possibly speak a little slower please?”
The farmer replies: “If – you – use – two – hands – you – won’t – spill – any”.