Off Topic Jokes thread

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A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream and shouts: “Ey up! Tha dun wanna be drinkin’ watta frm theer, it’s full o’ hoss pss an’ cow shte”.

The man says: “I’m from down South, Could you possibly speak a little slower please?”

The farmer replies: “If – you – use – two – hands – you – won’t – spill – any”.
 
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