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Paddy says to his missus where you want to go on holiday this year ?

She said what about the Canaries ?.

Paddy replied "Don't worry, the neighbours will look after them".

 

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The New World Order..............

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SHOWBIZ NEWS! - Sam Smith has SHOCKED the world after announcing they are transcounty and now identifies as a Yorkshirethem

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My mate walked up to me in the pub last night and said, "Who's the bird sitting in the corner with duct tape across her mouth?"

"That's my new girlfriend." I replied.

"Really?" he said, "You've kept that one quiet.

 

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Bargains to be had in morrisons

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Aldi's middle aisle never disappoints

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