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    I was told that after a vasectomy I wouldn’t have kids anymore.

    Imagine my shock when I got home from the hospital, and they were still there.
     
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    I've got a pet chameleon.

    Apparently, he can't change colour.

    He has reptile dysfunction.......
     
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