Paddy says to his missus where you want to go on holiday this year ? She said what about the Canaries ?. Paddy replied "Don't worry, the neighbours will look after them".
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My mate walked up to me in the pub last night and said, "Who's the bird sitting in the corner with duct tape across her mouth?" "That's my new girlfriend." I replied. "Really?" he said, "You've kept that one quiet.
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